darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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shadowofthelamp:

You are going on your second day of captivity in a relatively tiny underwater cage, kept from drowning only by a plastic bubble.

You couldn’t make it more than a day on a giant cruise ship in the open air without having a breakdown.

Why are you so smug you little shit

shadowofthelamp:

You are going on your second day of captivity in a relatively tiny underwater cage, kept from drowning only by a plastic bubble.

You couldn’t make it more than a day on a giant cruise ship in the open air without having a breakdown.

Why are you so smug you little shit

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ericalynnlovesyou:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

i am crying and haley is laughing at me

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

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toromiko:

who let shadow use the hairdryer again

toromiko:

who let shadow use the hairdryer again

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holoska:

So wait if people can tell that the “Sonic” they think is destroying/stealing everything is black and not blue and these people aren’t completely blind, does that mean they all think Sonic’s just going through a rebellious goth phase?

"No Mr. President it’s not a phase THIS IS WHO I AM NOW"

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imaginaryenemy-:

thelordofzelda:

shaughnessykeely:

PLEASE REPOST!!! THIS HORRIBLE PERSON stole our 10 month old French Bulldog, Chloe, last night from my work! I let her pet Chloe and she picked her up and ran out the door into a black car with no license plates and drove away. This was very obviously a planned robbery. Luckily for us, we have surveillance cameras. If any of my followers in Vancouver know of this young woman or have seen our precious Chloe, PLEAAAASE contact either @kyleboosh or myself AND/OR the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-3321. We are so heartbroken and just want her back home safely! THANK-YOU!!!
#bringhomechloe #vancouver #littlebabychloe

This is real and important. Some more information: http://m.citynews.ca/2014/04/21/dog-napping-spreads-to-british-columbia-bulldog-stolen-from-vancouver-tattoo-parlour/ and http://www.petsearcherscanada.com/stolen-french-bulldog-in-vancouver-do-you-recognize-this-woman2/

Please reblog this lovelies, even if you’re not from the area. your followers might be.x

imaginaryenemy-:

thelordofzelda:

shaughnessykeely:

PLEASE REPOST!!!
THIS HORRIBLE PERSON stole our 10 month old French Bulldog, Chloe, last night from my work! I let her pet Chloe and she picked her up and ran out the door into a black car with no license plates and drove away. This was very obviously a planned robbery. Luckily for us, we have surveillance cameras. If any of my followers in Vancouver know of this young woman or have seen our precious Chloe, PLEAAAASE contact either @kyleboosh or myself AND/OR the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-3321. We are so heartbroken and just want her back home safely! THANK-YOU!!!

#bringhomechloe #vancouver
#littlebabychloe

This is real and important. Some more information: http://m.citynews.ca/2014/04/21/dog-napping-spreads-to-british-columbia-bulldog-stolen-from-vancouver-tattoo-parlour/ and http://www.petsearcherscanada.com/stolen-french-bulldog-in-vancouver-do-you-recognize-this-woman2/

Please reblog this lovelies, even if you’re not from the area. your followers might be.x

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baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

(Source: donteatthecherry)

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